David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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