I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Someone signed my nipple.
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