Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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