What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
