I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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