Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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