In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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