in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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