We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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