I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
