Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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