Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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