I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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