Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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