ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
