I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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