Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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