do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
