Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
