I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
