I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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