Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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