I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
