you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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