No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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