Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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