quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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