Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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