What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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