You're a womanizer and a bitch.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
