just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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