Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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