fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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