I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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