we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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