His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well you can't waste a boner
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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