Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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