When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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