I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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