okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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