all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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