I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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