I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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