The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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