I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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