I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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