How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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