Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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