UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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