Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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