You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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